Hostage POV

Alberto: Ok there have been changes here in the world of counter-strike..... From what I can tell just some minor updates OR IS IT!?!?!?!?!??!?!

cs_siege
Alberto: From what i can tell there has been some very strange paranormal activity going on around here. For example, the apc, the one that made this map fun, yea u know, well it disappeared, thats right its gone and I cant find it, ive looked hard and long for the giant 2 million ton vehicle and its no where to be seen!

After looking on the top grounds i thought i might just take a peak in the tunnels to see if someone has managed to fit it in the very small area!!!

WTF?!? Is there a drought going on?!?! The water is shallower........
After looking everywhere I gave it up.... the apc is...is goneeeeE!

de_cbble
Alberto: ok shhh im not supposed to be here, we are at de_cbble a bombsite map! We are gonna take a peak and see if any more paranormal activity has been going on!

OK THIS IS JUST DUMB! LIGHTS IN THE HALLWAYS?! COME ON!

cs_italy
Alberto: Ok we are here at cs_italy to c if.......
BOB(hermans lover): SHUT UP!!!!!!! SHUT UP!!!! the music omgggg!!!! the music!!!!! OMG!!!!!!

*Bob hits the radio with a crowbar* BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

Alberto: WOH! WOH! they must of added a slight explosion to the radio!! HMMMM any other paranormal activity? A HAH! there seems to be a slight boudary on these building tops..... thats messed, the fun has been taken out of this map ok man you can get off my head, huk huk huk...... oooook next map.

Alberto:Everytime someone dies we shall run to their weapons to see if paranormal activity has be brought upon these weapons
The AW/M
KAAPOW!!!!

Alberto: what?!!? what?!?!? hes not dead?!? what?!?! what?!?! There you have it, it seems the AWM is nothing more then a needle pokeing you in the legs. The ghost must of been tired of it.

There you have it this paranormal activity dosnt want us to have fun and makes us play right.

NOW PRESENTING CONVERSATIONS WITH HERMAN AND ALBERTO

Alberto:wazzzzup Herman
Herman:what are you doooing?
Alberto: WAZZZZZUP
Herman: so hows the family
Alberto: Herman you are so dumb..... My family was slaughtered in the middle of a cow pasture
Herman: im not dumb (cough)(cough)
Alberto: I dont think that was a cough!
Herman: Uhhhh then what would it be?
Alberto: A cry for help
Herman: I dont need ne help
Alberto: Uh yes you do! cause i just put a really big blue box on your head!!!
Herman: NOO!!!

THE END